"The Fault is not in our stars, but in ourselves."
my laptop is hotter than me
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
I’ve found the best title ever.
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'