Hello, World!
Beautiful things. Funny things. Anime things. And Cats. That is all.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





this is just perfect in every way

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

this is just perfect in every way


oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

 image

(Source: champagnepapa)

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.


unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen


clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(Source: jotaroelitism)

*at a pro wrestlers funeral*
he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-
*FLASHING LIGHTS*
*ROCK MUSIC STARTS*
*MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*
WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA
ceetank:

thesecretsunknown546:

ceetank:

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!
Buy box of OREO™ cookies
Twist cookie and take out cream center
Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
Slide OREO™ dildo right in!
Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

Now there’s a dildo I can trust

I HAVE OREOS AT MY HOUSE RN

Fate has chosen you

ceetank:

thesecretsunknown546:

ceetank:

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!

  1. Buy box of OREO™ cookies
  2. Twist cookie and take out cream center
  3. Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
  4. Slide OREO dildo right in!

Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

Now there’s a dildo I can trust

I HAVE OREOS AT MY HOUSE RN

Fate has chosen you

(Source: spookbeast)


you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules